Listen to Beyoncé’s New Song “Grown Woman”
I want to print and frame this, hang it up in the English Department, and sit and watch what happens.
(Source: pj-eckleburg, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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| Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: | Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last. |
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| My idea of a relationship: | You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3 |
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This statement deserves better type.
(Source: iamthewhitegirl, via thesloppyroethlisberger)
| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR |
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| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day |
‘Bitch (feat. Dave Grohl)’ by The Rolling Stones
Now I really wish I went to that show.
#RollingStones #DaveGrohl #Bitch #50andCounting
Ezra Koenig at Weenie Roast 2013 (Photo by Alex Rauch)
(Source: teamvampireweekend)
so what the fuck actually happened on Doctor Who last night? a powerpoint presentation by i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger.
SWEET JESUS THANK YOU SO MUCH
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‘Sabotage’ by Beastie Boys
Just rewatched JJ Abram’s first #StarTrek film (after seeing the new one twice) and had to jam this.
#BeastieBoys #Sabotage
